Subject Line Sandpit

Sshhh ... C'mere, but be quiet. Through that plate glass window you'll see a team of highly-skilled Bloctors and Blurgeons separating two conjoined Blogs - the Subject Line Sandbox and the Subject Line Sandpit. They’re also transplanting website content from the Sandbox to the Sandpit. So far, they've transplanted the Spam Museum and the Gallery of Extraordinary Names. It's fascinating to watch, so grab a chair, make yourself comfortable and I'll get the butler to fetch us some more popcorn and another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Feel like a perfect Russian wife or two as well? No problem ...

Oh, and if there's anything you'd like to change about yourself right now - for whatever reason - then click here to discover how you can effortlessly make that change and start living the way you've always wanted to - in just 55 short and very pleasant minutes.

Thursday March 11
David lockley	Sandman, I'm not about to ask you for any money...	Splendid. I wouldn't have given you any anyway.
Franklin Bender	Be in good health My new address	I am in *very* good health, thanks. And your address means nothing to me - old or new. Go away.
Joe Vitale	What's the #1 thing everyone wants?	Whatever it is, I got it.
ListJoe.com	This Made Me So Angry.......	Why? Just because I got what everyone else wants?
Psychotactics	The Biggest Reason Why Your Website Content Drives Customers Away	It's written in Kalash?
Paul Klein	But isn't that just too easy?	No - it's pretty well impossible. Kalash is a language that has no alphabet.
Amanda van der Gulik	Sandman, last day for your child.	You lay one finger on any of them and you … are … dead. Got it?
Gary Ambrose	you awake?	Course I am - someone's been threatening my children.
Adriana Cahill	Job position	Yeah, I tried that one before, when I used to do that sort of thing for a living. Put me in traction for weeks.
ListJoe.com	Hi Sandman Keep your Blood Sugar in Balance	It's not the sugar, I'm worried about. It's the caffeine. A couple of buckets of Long Island Iced Tea seems to do the trick, though.
Jason Katzenback	I paid $1997, today it's yours free	A *real* '63 VW Beetle? For me?You beauty, you!
TrafficStarterSecrets	Sandman, you have to get this right	Sure do. Otherwise you're in traction for weeks.
FireballNews.com	Sandman - seen this brand new TV commercial?	No. My TV's rather old and we've all got better things to do than watch it.
James J Jones	Sandman, important...	What? That switch on the side of the TV? Flick it and watch the pictures move? Is that what it's all about?
Paul Bauer	the toughest question?	Why the hell didn't we think of that before? Answer: Too busy.
Adrian Law	Please Read This	Oh - so you found the TV manual. Excellent! Now ... what's this long cable with a plug on the end for?
Keith Wellman	I don't think you heard me right...	Probably not. This plug thing keeps making holes in the walls.
* Justin Blake *	... Secret	You mean I need a socket to put it in?
Profit Snapshots	What's goin on?	Someone told me I should push this plug thing into the wall. Never mentioned a socket, though.
FireballNews.com	I've got good news for you...	You found a socket? Cool! Where?
Keith Wellman	sorry :-(	Oh. So that wasn't a socket.
Maria Gudelis	So I May have damaged my credibility	Damn right you did. And my beach hut wall.
John Wood	Be On The Lookout For This	Is this what a socket looks like, then?
Bonnie Hazlett	No more lies between us....	So it's not a socket. OK. Let's start again.
Lynn Pierce	Sandman, did you see this?	Yes. I believe it looks like an electricity socket I can plug the TV into, so we can all watch it,
Odinn Sorensen	stranger video	Actually, I was looking to make the TV work first.
Frank Dang	Sandman, You Are Too Late?	To install electricity in this here beach hut? Yup - looks like it you're right.
Chuck Abbott	this is outrageous	What? Hooking up a line to someone else's power supply? Sounds good to me!
Nick Ortner from The Tapping World Summit	A Bit Controversial...	Yeah, but I'll let them come over and watch my TV. And maybe share a bucket or two of Long Island Iced Tea. Can't get more controversial and outrageous than that.
Don Shults	Questions Sandman?	Yup - where's the nearest power supply? This is a *beach*, remember.
Gary Baker	My Apologies Sandman.	I should think so, too. It's six miles to the nearest power cable And this wire attached to the TV ain't nowhere near long enough.
Joe Vitale	New: How to Get Back On Your Feet	I just get some of my perfect Russian wives to lift me back up again.
Joe Vitale	3 Steps to Freedom	But many more than that to my bedroom. Sometimes they have to carry me.
Help More People	Sandman, do you know why?	Because it's quite far down the hall, that's why.
Eric's Tips	Any questions Sandman?	Yes. Is there such a thing as a battery-operated TV?
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S.	Sandman, A great 1-minute fatloss tip	Hook up one end of a generator to the big tv, the other to an exercise cycle, pedal like crazy for one commercial and collapse afterwards?
Eben Pagan	59 Minutes...	59? Fifty-nine? That's almost a whole documentary! That'd kill me!
Paul Klein	Is this too good to be true?	What - expiring just before the end of the Discovery Channel's "Ducks Of The Kalahari"? I don't think so.
Clayton Makepeace	A Sure-Fire Key to Success ...	Aha! An exercise motorcycle!
Robert Ringer	Master the Essentials ...	In neutral? Check. Ignition on? Check. Engine start? Check. Generator connected? Check. TV on. And … yes! Ducks Of The Kalahari - all the way through! Can't hear a thing with this enging going, though.
Roger Haeske	Speedy Gonzales Lazy Tip to Greek God-ess Body	Switch off the exercise motorcycle and start pedalling? No way, Jose.
Eric Farewell	Serious Question... (time sensitive)	Serious answer: go away, I'm watching the Discovery Channel.
ListJoe.com	................... Just ONE Question . ONE ...	No, I said I was watching TV. Go away.
Hawaii.com Membership	Best Things To Do in Hawaii!	Oh, hey … I'm doing them all here at home already.
ListJoe.com	Ooops! There must be a mistake!	No, really - everything I can do in Hawaii, I can do here at home in my beach hut. Probably more.
Dan	I have a confession...	There *is* an electricity socket here after all? Gee, thanks.

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